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quote[0]="Every solution breeds new problems."
quote[1]="War is the great scavenger of thought."
quote[2]="War is the supreme drama of a completely mechanized society."
quote[3]="The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it."
quote[4]="Anyone who has ever looked into the glazed eyes of a soldier dying on the battlefield will think hard before starting a war."
quote[5]="Two wrongs are only the beginning."
quote[6]="War is regarded as nothing but the continuation of politics by other means."
quote[7]="It takes twenty years or more of peace to make a man; it takes only twenty seconds of war to destroy him."
quote[8]="We are born naked, wet and hungry.  Then things get worse."
quote[9]="All men think all men mortal, but themselves."
quote[10]="A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries."
quote[11]="I dream, therefore I exist."
quote[12]="Society often forgives the criminal; it never forgives the dreamer."
quote[13]="He who sleeps half a day has won half a life."
quote[14]="While the doctors consult, the patient dies."
quote[15]="Nature always sides with the hidden flaw."
quote[16]="A friend to all is a friend to none."
quote[17]="If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway."
quote[18]="The shortest answer is doing."
quote[19]="To talk without thinking is to shoot without aiming."
quote[20]="If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then."
quote[21]="A man needs a good memory after he has lied."
quote[22]="Speak not of my debts unless you mean to pay them."
quote[23]="A blind man will not thank you for a looking-glass."
quote[24]="He that is born to be hanged shall never be drowned."
quote[25]="A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs."
quote[26]="Flattery makes friends and truth makes enemies."
quote[27]="If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong."
quote[28]="Anything that can go wrong will go wrong."
quote[29]="If a man deceives me once, shame on him; if he deceives me twice, shame on me."
quote[30]="The nail that sticks up will be hammered down."
quote[31]="There are many paths to the top of the mountain, but the view is always the same."
quote[32]="Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead."
quote[33]="Of all the thirty-six alternatives, running away is best."
quote[34]="There is hope from the sea, but none from the grave."
quote[35]="When the apple is ripe it will fall."
quote[36]="Marry a mountain girl and you marry the whole mountain."
quote[37]="Life is a bridge. Cross over it, but build no house on it."
quote[38]="Nothing is as easy as it looks."
quote[39]="Everything takes longer than you think."
quote[40]="A wise man hears one word and understands two."
quote[41]="The course of true love never did run smooth."
quote[42]="Ever notice how fast Windows runs?  Neither did I."
quote[43]="Few women admit their age.  Few men act theirs."
quote[44]="Yet even a bean has a purpose."
quote[45]="Okay, who put a stop payment on my reality check?"
quote[46]="The journey may be longer coming back."
quote[47]="Respect even the space between your toes."
quote[48]="Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector."
quote[49]="If you fall from the tree, leave your anger on the branch."
quote[50]="Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."
quote[51]="Apple copyright 6024 b.c., Adam & Eve"
quote[52]="Double your drive space - delete Windows!"
quote[53]="A pedestrian hit me and went under my car."
quote[54]="The fog does not pay taxes;"
quote[55]="It tells us the void is empty."
quote[56]="Understand this, and be rewarded with clarity."
quote[57]="Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy."
quote[58]="Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."
quote[59]="Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity."
quote[60]="Hard work has a future payoff.  Laziness pays off now."
quote[61]="I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!"
quote[62]="Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first."
quote[63]="To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles."
quote[64]="Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot."
quote[65]="He who laughs last thinks slowest!"
quote[66]="Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view."
quote[67]="Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view."
quote[68]="Trust everybody ... then cut the cards."
quote[69]="Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear."
quote[70]="Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?"
quote[71]="Apple Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton."
quote[72]="No sandal squeaks without purpose;"
quote[73]="Life in abundance comes only through great love. (Elbert Hubbard)"
quote[74]="Step aside when the universe says, 'Hot stuff coming through!"
quote[75]="If you need a road, make a road."
quote[76]="If you are a goose among ducks, run fast."
quote[77]="Effort can be applied here."
quote[78]="Success doesn't come to you...you go to it. (Marva Collins)"
quote[79]="The answer often requires a few extra minutes."
quote[80]="Its center does not rotate."
quote[81]="The well has no sympathy for the peasant;"
quote[82]="Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with battery."
quote[83]="I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!"
quote[84]="Consciousness: that annoying time between naps."
quote[85]="It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious."
quote[86]="Calvin, we will not have an anatomically correct snowman!"
quote[87]="I used to have a handle on life, then it broke."
quote[88]="I don't suffer from insanity.  I enjoy every minute of it."
quote[89]="90% of all statistics are made up"
quote[90]="Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot."
quote[91]="If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop."
quote[92]="Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse."
quote[93]="If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
quote[94]="Even the clearest glass distorts;"
quote[95]="Careful.  We don't want to learn from this. -- Calvin"
quote[96]="The lure of the distant and the difficult is deceptive.  The great opportunity is where you are. (John Burroughs)"
quote[97]="A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience."
quote[98]="The golden opportunity you are seeking is in yourself.  It is not in your environment; it is not in luck or chance, or the help of other; it is in yourself alone. (Orison Swett Marden)"
quote[99]="My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."
quote[100]="Adversity reveals genius, prosperity conceals it. (Horace)"
quote[101]="What force is more potent than love. (Igor Stravinsky)"
quote[102]="Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. (Henry J. Kaiser)"
quote[103]="The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in."
quote[104]="Two wrongs are only the beginning."
quote[105]="Every solution breeds new problems."
quote[106]="As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing."
quote[107]="The price of success is perseverance.  The price of failure comes cheaper. (Anonymous)"
quote[108]="A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. (Francois Bacon)"
quote[109]="Destiny is not a matter of chance; it is a matter of choice.  It is not something to be waited for; but, rather something to be achieved. (William Jennings Bryan)"
quote[110]="In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. (Albert Einstein)"
quote[111]="Every situation, properly perceived, becomes an opportunity. (Helen Schucman)"
quote[112]="We don't need more strength or more ability or greater opportunity. What we need is to use what we have. (Basil S. Walsh)"
quote[113]="Most successful men have not achieved their distinction by having some new talent or opportunity presented to them.  They have developed the opportunity that was at hand. (Bruce Barton)"
quote[114]="Opportunity...often it comes in the form of misfortune, or temporary defeat. (Napoleon Hill)"
quote[115]="If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something."
quote[116]="Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive."
quote[117]="Opportunity rarely knocks on your door. Knock rather on opportunity's door if you ardently wish to enter. (B.C. Forbes)"
quote[118]="Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes."
quote[119]="DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors."
quote[120]="Opportunities? They are all around us...there is power lying latent everywhere waiting for the observant eye to discover it. (Orison Swett Marden)"
quote[121]="Only Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically exempt for jury duty." 
quote[122]="A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth."
quote[123]="A man may as well open an oyster without a knife, as a lawyer's mouth without a fee." 
quote[124]="I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." 
quote[125]="The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing." 
quote[126]="No brilliance is required in law, just common sense and relatively clean fingernails." 
quote[127]="An incompetent lawyer can delay a trial for months or years. A competent lawyer can delay one even longer."
quote[128]="A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats."
quote[129]="A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation."
quote[130]="I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."
quote[131]="The definition of a consultant: Someone who borrows, your watch, tells you the time and then charges you for the privilege." 
quote[132]="In the business world an executive knows something about everything, a technician knows everything about something and the switchboard operator knows everything."
quote[133]="Few great men would have got past personnel." 
quote[134]="When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of this mess I am in now he thought for a long time and said, 'Yes, death would help."
quote[135]="Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."
quote[136]="Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
quote[137]="Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer."
quote[138]="To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer." 
quote[139]="UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity." 
quote[140]="The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again." 
quote[141]="The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit."
quote[142]="I can resist everything except temptation."
quote[143]="I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous because everyone hasn't met me yet."
quote[144]="You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is."
quote[145]="Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac." 
quote[146]="I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?"
quote[147]="I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own." 
quote[148]="The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with." 
quote[149]="If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it."
quote[150]="Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, Where have I gone wrong? Then a voice says to me, This is going to take more than one night." 
quote[151]="I've often thought that the process of aging could be slowed down if it had to go through Congress."
quote[152]="USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population."
quote[153]="Arrogant and right is surely better than humble and wrong."
quote[154]="I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
quote[155]="Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives."
quote[156]="A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree."
quote[157]="Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff."
quote[158]="Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time."
quote[159]="I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members."
quote[160]="I wanna live til I die, no more, no less."
quote[161]="I have nothing to declare except my genuis."
quote[162]="Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy."
quote[163]="I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."
quote[164]="I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards."
quote[165]="Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere."
quote[166]="United Airlines Flight Safety Brochure; If you cannot read this, please ask the flight attendant for assistance."
quote[167]="You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is never try."
quote[168]="Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
quote[169]="The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."
quote[170]="If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
quote[171]="Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others."
quote[172]="Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are driving taxi cabs and cutting hair."
quote[173]="Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in."
quote[174]="Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
quote[175]="A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often."
quote[176]="Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
quote[177]="The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order."
quote[178]="There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life."
quote[179]="What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?"
quote[180]="We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up."
quote[181]="People used to explore the dimensions of reality by taking LSD to make the world look weird. Now the world is weird and they take Prozac to make it look normal."
quote[182]="Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing."
quote[183]="Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it."
quote[184]="Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you."
quote[185]="Isn't it strange? The same people who laugh at gypsy fortune tellers take economists seriously."
quote[186]="I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
quote[187]="Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do."
quote[188]="Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save."
quote[189]="The difference between genius and insanity is that genius has its limits."
quote[190]="Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
quote[191]="Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined."
quote[192]="Is it progress if a cannibal uses knife and fork?"
quote[193]="Immorality; The morality of those who are having a better time."
quote[194]="A human being. . . An ingenious assembly of portable plumbing."
quote[195]="Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."
quote[196]="All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure."
quote[197]="Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint."
quote[198]="We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."
quote[199]="The less we know, the longer the explanation."
quote[200]="Opinions are like feet. Everybody's got a couple, and they usually stink."
quote[201]="I am a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from humans."
quote[202]="Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once."
quote[203]="If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."
quote[204]="Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."
quote[205]="If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
quote[206]="Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."
quote[207]="If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it."
quote[208]="I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
quote[209]="I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty. "
quote[210]="Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms."
quote[211]="Room service? Send up a larger room."
quote[212]="She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."
quote[213]="There's one way to find out if a man is honest ask him. If he says yes, you know he is a crook."
quote[214]="The great question - which I have not been able to answer is, What does a woman want?"
quote[215]="Better do a good deed near at home than go far away to burn incense."
quote[216]="A gem cannot be polished without friction, nor a man perfected without trials."
quote[217]="Man who waits for roast duck to fly into mouth must wait very, very long time."
quote[218]="You cannot prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building nests in your hair."
quote[219]="Experience is a comb which nature gives to men when they are bald."
quote[220]="Govern a family as you would cook a small fish -- very gently."
quote[221]="Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without one."
quote[222]="Sow much, reap much; sow little, reap little."
quote[223]="Enough shovels of earth -- a mountain. Enough pails of water -- a river."
quote[224]="Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere."
quote[225]="When planning for a year, plant corn. When planning for a decade, plant trees. When planning for life, train and educate people."
quote[226]="If you want 1 year of prosperity, grow grain. If you want 10 years of prosperity, grow trees. If you want 100 years of prosperity, grow people."
quote[227]="Never do anything standing that you can do sitting, or anything sitting that you can do lying down."
quote[228]="Bad excuses are worse than none."
quote[229]="We have forty million reasons for failure, but not a single excuse."
quote[230]="He who excuses himself, accuses himself."
quote[231]="The weak in courage is strong in cunning."
quote[232]="Crises refine life. In them you discover what you are."
quote[233]="A crisis is a close encounter of the third kind."
quote[234]="There can't be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full."
quote[235]="Intelligence is nothing without delight."
quote[236]="It is better to light one small candle than to curse the darkness."
quote[237]="The squeaking wheel doesn't always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced."
quote[238]="I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain."
quote[239]="Always hold your head up but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level."
quote[240]="The coward threatens when he is safe."
quote[241]="A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage."
quote[242]="It is better to be killed than frightened to death."
quote[243]="In judging others, folks will work overtime for no pay."
quote[244]="The biggest critics of my books are people who never read them."
quote[245]="Remember if people talk behind your back, it only means you're two steps ahead!"
quote[246]="If all printers were determined not to print anything till they were sure it would offend nobody, there would be very little printed."
quote[247]="To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing."
quote[248]="People who ask for your criticism want only praise."
quote[249]="We protest against unjust criticism but we accept unarmed applause."
quote[250]="Don't mind criticism. If it is untrue, disregard it; if unfair, keep from irritation; if it is ignorant, smile; if it is justified it is not criticism, learn from it."
quote[251]="Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants."
quote[252]="There has never been a statue erected to honor a critic."
quote[253]="My unconscious knows more about the consciousness of the psychologist than his consciousness knows about my unconscious."
quote[254]="Contentment is a pearl of great price, and whoever procures it at the expense of ten thousand desires makes a wise and a happy purchase."
quote[255]="Content is a word unknown to life; it is also a word unknown to man."
quote[256]="Content makes poor men rich; discontentment makes rich men poor."
quote[257]="The contented man can be happy with what appears to be useless."
quote[258]="If you are content, you have enough to live comfortably."
quote[259]="Since we cannot get what we like, let us like what we can get."
quote[260]="Contentment is natural wealth, luxury is artificial poverty."
quote[261]="You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"
quote[262]="Seek not to change the world, but choose to change your mind about the world."
quote[263]="Who we are never changes. Who we think we are does."
quote[264]="Everybody wants to do something to help, but nobody wants to be the first."
quote[265]="Consider how hard it is to change yourself and you'll understand what little chance you have in trying to change others."
quote[266]="Change is difficult but often essential to survival."
quote[267]="Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely."
quote[268]="It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change."
quote[269]="I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination."
quote[270]="We cannot become what we need to be, remaining what we are."
quote[271]="Change is inevitable. Change is constant."
quote[272]="One person's constant is another person's variable."
quote[273]="Change is not made without inconvenience, even from worse to better."
quote[274]="The more things change, the more they remain the same."
quote[275]="If we want everything to remain as it is, it will be necessary for everything to change."
quote[276]="People don't change. Only there costumes do."
quote[277]="Just because everything's different doesn't mean anything's changed."
quote[278]="Some people change their ways when they see the light, others when they feel the heat."
quote[279]="You will suddenly realize that the reason you never changed before was because you didn't want to."
quote[280]="We need to change so we can remain the same."
quote[281]="Mother is far too clever to understand anything she does not like."
quote[282]="Find enough clever things to say, and you're a Prime Minister; write them down and you're a Shakespeare."
quote[283]="The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart."
quote[284]="Our greatest glory consists not in never falling, But in rising every time we fall."
quote[285]="I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem."
quote[286]="To know that you know, and to know that you don't know that is real wisdom."
quote[287]="As water reflects a face, so a man's heart reflects the man."
quote[288]="The doors to wisdom are never shut"
quote[289]="If you want things to remain the same, things will have to change"
quote[290]="An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind."
quote[291]="Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something."
quote[292]="Common sense is not so common."
quote[293]="Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present."
quote[294]="Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. - Hector Berlioz"
quote[295]="If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. - Derek Bok"
quote[296]="Please don't ask me what the score is, I'm not even sure what the game is. - Ashleigh Brilliant"
quote[297]="Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. - William F. Buckley"
quote[298]="Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well. - Samuel Butler"
quote[299]="It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies. - Arthur Calwell"
quote[300]="When I sell liquor, its called bootlegging; when my patrons serve it on Lake Shore Drive, its called hospitality. - Al Capone"
quote[301]="When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I ould hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years. - Mark Twain"
quote[302]="Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain"
quote[303]="A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco inbetween."
quote[304]="The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl."
quote[305]="One's first step in wisdom is to question everything - and one's last is to come to terms with everything."
quote[306]="The wisest mind has something yet to learn."
quote[307]="The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom."
quote[308]="The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."
quote[309]="Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life."
quote[310]="It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err."
quote[311]="We don't receive wisdom; we must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one can take us or spare us."
quote[312]="Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish."
quote[313]="To acquire knowledge, one must study; but to acquire wisdom, one must observe."
quote[314]="Wisdom outweighs any wealth."
quote[315]="No man is wise enough by himself."
quote[316]="A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top."
quote[317]="The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool."
quote[318]="Children are all foreigners."
quote[319]="Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment."
quote[320]="Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."
quote[321]="Every sweet has its sour; every evil its good."
quote[322]="I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
quote[323]="Nothing can bring you peace but yourself."
quote[324]="Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect."
quote[325]="The ancestor of every action is a thought."
quote[326]="The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization."
quote[327]="The only way to have a friend is to be one."
quote[328]="What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us."
quote[329]="Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist."
quote[330]="Hitch your wagon to a star."
quote[331]="Every artist was first an amateur."
quote[332]="Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties."
quote[333]="Please give me some good advice in your next letter. I promise not to follow it."
quote[334]="Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't."
quote[335]="Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."
quote[336]="Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."
quote[337]="I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite."
quote[338]="There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise."
quote[339]="I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it."
quote[340]="Don't try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night."
quote[341]="Many receive advice, few profit by it."
quote[342]="Never take the advice of someone who has not had your kind of trouble."
quote[343]="Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry."
quote[344]="The deepest definition of youth is life as yet untouched by tragedy."
quote[345]="Beware of the young doctor and the old barber."
quote[346]="To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am."
quote[347]="The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools."
quote[348]="Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him."
quote[349]="About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age."
quote[350]="The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
quote[351]="You're never too old to become younger."
quote[352]="You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing."
quote[353]="Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."
quote[354]="I am not young enough to know everything."
quote[355]="To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable."
quote[356]="In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation."
quote[357]="I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity."
quote[358]="Anger makes you smaller, while forgiveness forces you to grow beyond what you were."
quote[359]="When anger rises, think of the consequences."
quote[360]="Speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret."
quote[361]="Man is what he believes."
quote[362]="I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong."
quote[363]="The public will believe anything, so long as it is not founded on truth."
quote[364]="I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe."
quote[365]="Some things have to be believed to be seen."
quote[366]="Believe one who has proved it. Believe an expert."
quote[367]="Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities."
quote[368]="Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple."
quote[369]="We are born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are fit to participate in society."
quote[370]="Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped."
quote[371]="To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady."
quote[372]="The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity."
quote[373]="Change is the constant, the signal for rebirth, the egg of the phoenix."
quote[374]="There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered."
quote[375]="Change your thoughts and you change your world."
quote[376]="Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home."
quote[377]="The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children."
quote[378]="Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying."
quote[379]="Never have children, only grandchildren."
quote[380]="It is not giving children more that spoils them; it is giving them more to avoid confrontation."
quote[381]="You know that children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers."
quote[382]="The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children."
quote[383]="People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one."
quote[384]="Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs."
quote[385]="Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home."
quote[386]="Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life."
quote[387]="I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home."
quote[388]="The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy."
quote[389]="Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
quote[390]="Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done."
quote[391]="The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier."
quote[392]="To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer."
quote[393]="The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents."
quote[394]="To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so."
quote[395]="All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors."
quote[396]="Oh, I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I'd be irresponsible, too."
quote[397]="This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer."
quote[398]="Death is more universal than life; everyone dies but not everyone lives."
quote[399]="Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life."
quote[400]="Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."
quote[401]="Good and Evil; are Siamese Twins.-(Joe Locascio 2002)"
quote[402]="Good and Evil; could not be Separated at Birth.-(Joe Locascio 2002)"
quote[403]="Man Kills the Beast and the Beast in Man Kills his Fellow Man.-(Joe Locascio 2002)"
quote[404]="Satisfaction is Not Guaranteed.-(Joe Locascio 2002)"
quote[405]="Emotion is the Drummer that keeps our Heart Beat.-(Joe Locascio 2002)"
quote[406]="The Piper is Playing, but are You listening?-(Joe Locascio 2002)"
quote[407]="Before we Begin we must End.-(Joe Locascio 2002)"
quote[408]="Now is the Time to take the Time.-(Joe Locascio 2002)"
quote[409]="Out Desires lead us while our Actions follow close behind.-(Joe Locascio 2002)"
quote[410]="Life without Risk is Unknown to the living.-(Joe Locascio 2002)"
quote[411]="I was conceived in the Past and I live for the Future, always searching for the Now.-(Joe Locascio 2002)"
quote[412]="Love is All that its Not-(Joe Locascio 2002)"
quote[413]="The meaning of life seems to have lost its meaning through the passage of Time.-(Joe Locascio 2002)"
quote[414]="I must go There from Here.-(Joe Locascio 2002)"
quote[415]="The Dreams of Tomorrow hide Today.-(Joe Locascio 2002)"
quote[416]="That that Is always Was, that Was still Is, that Isn't will be; for you and for me.-(Joe Locascio 2002)"
quote[417]="What comes after Laughter?-(Joe Locascio 2002)"
quote[418]="A Voice Within invited me Out.-(Joe Locascio 2002)"
quote[419]="-Copyright is the Right to Copy.(Ji Wang Locascio 2002)"
quote[420]="A Zebra's Stripes is the Only Flag I will Salute.-(Joe Locascio 2002)"
quote[421]="Closed Ears can be Opened with Music.-(Joe Locascio 2002)"
quote[422]="I never seem to notice when I'm around.-(Joe Locascio 2002)"
quote[423]="Everything comes from Something!-(Joe Locascio 2002)"
quote[424]="I Wonder why I Wonder!-(Joe Locascio 2002)"
quote[425]="The Web we Weave Captures our Future.-(Joe Locascio 2002)"
quote[426]="If I stand on my Head the Floor will be Up!-(Joe Locascio 2002)"
quote[427]="I Hear what you Say, but I Know what you Mean.-(Joe Locascio 2002)"
quote[428]="To become a Target; display your Weaknesses.-(Joe Locascio 2002)"
quote[429]="The longer I live, the Sooner I die.-(Joe Locascio 2002)"
quote[430]="Death Comes and I Go.-(Joe Locascio 2002)"
quote[431]="Lend a Ten and loose a Friend.-(Joe Locascio 2002)"
quote[432]="Ambition is the Slayer of Content.-(Joe Locascio 2002)"
quote[433]="Wonder lies between Action and Inaction.-(Joe Locascio 2002)"
quote[434]="A Quiet Mind can Hear the Truth.-(Joe Locascio 2002)"
quote[435]="Seek and the Truth in part you may find; then cease your Search do nothing and wait!-(Joe Locascio 2002)"
quote[436]="All of nature echoes the Truth.-(Joe Locascio 2002)"
quote[437]="If we were all created Equal; then why do we lack Equality?-(Joe Locascio 2002)"
quote[438]="In my race of time and space, everything has its place.-(Joe Locascio 2002)"
quote[439]="Its as easy as you think it is.-(Joe Locascio 2002)"
quote[440]="Our thinking apparatus has its purpose, but the Truth lies beyond.-(Joe Locascio 2002)"
quote[441]="Good and Evil are Universal Twins that were joined at birth and forms the basis of duality, polarity; the Inseparable binding cohesive principles of the Universe.-(Joe Locascio 2002)"
quote[442]="What preceded the number two was the ONE and Only!-(Joe Locascio 2002)"
quote[443]="A Wise man is looked upon as being a fool.-(Joe Locascio 2002)"
quote[444]="To have less and want more is a fruitless ambition; why settle for more when you can have less?-(Joe Locascio 2002)"
quote[445]="When in need of Help; the Hands of Time may lend a Hand.-(Joe Locascio 2002)"
quote[446]="If you are reading this quote you have the gift of sight.-(Joe Locascio 2002)"
quote[447]="I see nothing I hear nothing, but she said I'd better do something.-(Ji Wang Locascio 2002)"
quote[448]="Absorption Spectrum....Colors of light least absorbed combining to produce the color of the stone. The stone, when viewed by spectroscope, will show as dark bands in characteristic positions the colors most strongly absorbed."
quote[449]="Acicular...Needlelike; refers to the growth of a mineral in long and slender crystals."
quote[450]="Adamantine... Very high luster."
quote[451]="Aggregate...Intergrowth of several crystals, these may be globular, fibrous, reniform, or radiating fibrous."
quote[452]="Adularescence...The sheen of color seen in moonstone and other feldspars of the adularia variety."
quote[453]="Allochromatic Minerals...Minerals that are colorless when pure, the color coming from coloring agents, most of which are, cobalt, copper, chromium, titanium, vanadium, manganese, and iron. Examples of this are beryl,corundum, quartz, and spinel."
quote[454]="Alpine cavities (vugs)...Hollows in silicate rock, they may be partially filled with mineral formations."
quote[455]="Alteration pseudomorph...One mineral has been replaced by another that is unrelated while preserving the original crystal form."
quote[456]="Amphiboles...A group of closely related, dark colored rock forming silicate minerals, as in, actinolite, hornblende."
quote[457]="Anisotropic... when applied to crystals it is the display of unequal physical properties in different directions. An example would be a mineral which has a different hardness when tested in different directions."
quote[458]="Amygdaloidal...(amygdule) gas filled volcanic rock."
quote[459]="Amygdule...A rounded mass of mineral formed in a gas cavity."
quote[460]="Anisotropic...Crystals in which the optical properties vary with direction. All crystals except those in the cubic system are in this category, and exhibit double refraction."
quote[461]="Aphanitic rock... That rock in which the crystals are too small to be seen by the unaided eye."
quote[462]="Arsenates...Minerals in which AsO4 radical is an important constituent."
quote[463]="Asterism...Stones containing suitably oriented rod like inclusions or channels, that are cut as cabochon in the correct direction show this star effect. Star effect."
quote[464]="Bezel... A rim of metal surrounding a gemstone securing it."
quote[465]="Biaxial...Two optic axes or double refraction. Usually crystals in the rhombic, monoclinic, and triclinic system."
quote[466]="Bipyramid (dipyramid)...Crystals that form symmetrically about a plane dividing it into two pyramids."
quote[467]="Birefringence...Same as double refraction. Splits rays of light passing through a transparent object as glass or crystal."
quote[468]="Botryoidal... Resembling a bunch of grapes in rounded masses of a mineral."
quote[469]="Boule...The form and shape of a synthetic stone when created by the inverted blowpipe of a Verneuil furnace, somewhat carrot shaped."
quote[470]="Breccia...An aggregate of angular fragments of stone or mineral cemented together as in calcite and chalcedony."
quote[471]="Brilliant...The cut of a gemstone that is round and has 32 facets plus the table above the girdle, crown, and 24 facets plus any culet below the girdle, pavilion."
quote[472]="Cabochon...The cut of a gemstone that has a convex surface. A cab."
quote[473]="Cameo... A carved shell, sometimes cut from onyx or other mineral containing bands of different colors, To cut in relief, the opposite of intaglio."
quote[474]="Carat...Unit of weight used to weigh gemstones, equal to 200 milligrams, or .200 grams. 1 gr. = 5 ct. 100 points = 1 ct. metric system."
quote[475]="Chatoyancy...Cat's eye effect produced by some gemstones when cut properly in cabochon"
quote[476]="Chelsea Filter...A dichromatic color filter transmitting light of only two wavelengths, one deep red the other yellow green. Used to discriminate between emerald and synth. spinel and green glass colored with cobalt."
quote[477]="Clastic rock... Sedimentary rock made up of fragments of preexisting rocks and transported into the place of deposition."
quote[478]="Cleavage...The tendency of stones to split along one or more definite directions, always parallel to a possible crystal face."
quote[479]="Critical Angle...The angle at which a ray of light passes from one medium to another, as a gemstone and air."
quote[480]="Cryptocrystalline.......The structure of a substance as chalcedony, that consist of very small crystals but show no external sign of crystal structure."
quote[481]="Crystal..A homogeneous body in the form of a geometric solid bonded by polyhedral faces, the nature of which is expression of the orderly and periodic arrangement of its constituent atoms."
quote[482]="Crystal Axes...Lines passing through a crystal in important symmetric directions, intersecting at the center of the crystal."
quote[483]="Crystal Systems...The six main groups into which crystals can be classified: triclinic, monoclinic, orthorhombic, cubic, tetragonal and hexagonal."
quote[484]="Decrepitation... The explosive shattering of mineral grains on heating."
quote[485]="Dendrites... Skeletal crystals that develop from supersaturated solutions, often in small cracks, often resembling plant or trees."
quote[486]="Density...The ratio of the weight of a substance to its volume expressed in g/cm 3, and numerically equal to the specific gravity."
quote[487]="Detrital...Occurrence of minerals in gravels that came from a mineral deposit. placer"
quote[488]="Diaphaneity...Showing light through its substance transparent translucent."
quote[489]="Dichroism...Possessing the property of showing two different colors when viewed from different angles."
quote[490]="Dispersion..The separation of white light into its constituent colors by its refraction or diffraction."
quote[491]="Double Refraction...Ability of certain crystals to split incident light into two rays with different refractive indices."
quote[492]="Doublets...A common method of building up sufficient thickness to permit a gem to be used in a setting. A non gem mineral is cemented to the top or bottom of the gem material."
quote[493]="Druse...A crystal coated surface of rock."
quote[494]="Extinction...Diminution in the intensity of radiation due to absorption by or scattering in the medium; also the stopping of incident X-rays by the outer layers of atoms in a crystal."
quote[495]="Extraordinary Ray...Crystals and minerals belonging to the hexagonal tetragonal systems in which the ray or refractive index varies according to its direction through the crystal."
quote[496]="Facet...Man made flat part of a mineral, a planar surface."
quote[497]="Ferromagnetism...magnetic even in the absence of an external magnetic field."
quote[498]="Fire...Same as dispersion"
quote[499]="Fluorescence...Temporary emission of radiations of different wavelength (color) by a substance struck by light waves usually long or short wave ultraviolet light."
quote[500]="Fracture...A break with an uneven or irregular surface."
quote[501]="Fraunhofer Lines...A series of groups of dark lines in the spectrum of an object, visible using a spectroscope."
quote[502]="Friable... Easily crumbled or pulverized."
quote[503]="Gabgue...The minerals of no value in veins with ore minerals."
quote[504]="Gamma rays...Short wave electromagnetic waves."
quote[505]="Geniculated... Knee like intergrowths of crystals."
quote[506]="Geode...A stone having a cavity lined with crystals; the cavity in such a stone."
quote[507]="Girdle...The wide part of a cut gemstone"
quote[508]="Gliding plane... acrystal direction along which the atoms can slip a defined distance without destroying the coherence of the crystal."
quote[509]="Grain...(Troy system)..480 grains to the oz."
quote[510]="Habit...Characteristic crystal form."
quote[511]="Hacklt...A fracture characteristic of metals in rock, like gold and copper. (hackly)"
quote[512]="Hardness...The resistance by a substance to actions which tend to modify its surface by scratching, abrasion, penetration."
quote[513]="Hemimorphic...Half formed crystals in which the faces that grow on one end are different in angle and position from the faces to be found on the other end."
quote[514]="Idiochromatic...Minerals...in which the color is due to an essential constituent."
quote[515]="Igneous rock.. Rock formed by the solidification of magma."
quote[516]="Inclusions...Substances within a mineral, example, other minerals, gas bubbles, liquids, or other foreign objects."
quote[517]="Imitation Stones...Substances used to look like a genuine. ie: glass, plastic, etc."
quote[518]="Inclusions...Solid, gaseous, or liquid material of various types incorporated in a crystal during its formation and growth."
quote[519]="Intaglio...Incised carving; a sunken design, ie: cameo"
quote[520]="Intarsia...Mosaic inlay work using colored stones. (and wood)"
quote[521]="Isomorphous ...Minerals in which two or more elements can replace each other to any extent without notably changing the appearance of the crystal."
quote[522]="Isotropic...Materials in which the optical character is the same in all directions."
quote[523]="Labradorescence...Patchy or diffuse iridescence due to the interference of light by reflection from parallel inclusions. Example Labradorite."
quote[524]="Light...Radiant energy which gives the sensation of sight. Velocity is 186,285 miles per second."
quote[525]="Lopolith.. A large, lenticular, sunken mass of igneous rock whose surfaces are concordant with the enclosing rocks."
quote[526]="Luster...A reflective property of mineral surfaces."
quote[527]="Magma...Molten silica containing volatile substances in solution, present beneath the surface in certain areas of the earth's crust."
quote[528]="Malleable...Can be flattened by pounding, as in metals."
quote[529]="Mammillary... rounded mineral surface"
quote[530]="Massive...Minerals not bounded by crystal faces."
quote[531]="Metamorphism...(geological)..Changes in rocks brought about by heat and pressure acting in the rocks just below the surface."
quote[532]="Meteorite...Solid object that comes from outer space and falls to earth."
quote[533]="Miaroles...Small cavities in granitic rocks created by volatile components."
quote[534]="Miller indices...Group of three digits used to designate crystal faces."
quote[535]="Mohs Scale...The relative scale of the hardness of minerals, from 1 to 10, the order of hardness with no significance to quantitative relationship."
quote[536]="Molecule...Two or more atoms in close relationship, The smallest quantity of an element or compound which is capable of independent existence."
quote[537]="Monochromatic Light...Light of one wavelength only."
quote[538]="Nicol Prism...Prism for producing polarized light, having split the light into two rays."
quote[539]="Opaque...Not transparent or translucent. (you can't see through it)"
quote[540]="Optic Axis...The direction of single refraction in a double refractive mineral."
quote[541]="Optic sign...If the lower index of the refractive reading does not vary when the gemstone is rotated, it is uniaxial and + optic sign, if the higher index is steady and the lower index varies the optical sign is -."
quote[542]="Organic...compounds of carbon, ie: coal, jet"
quote[543]="Orient...Characteristic sheen and iridescence, as displayed in a good pearl."
quote[544]="Orientation... Applied to crystals, this means visualizing the disposition of the principal directions within the crystal."
quote[545]="Paragenesis..The sequence in time in which a mineral crystallizes with respect to the other minerals."
quote[546]="Paramorph...A chemically identical crystal compared with the original, but the atoms have been rearranged so that they no longer conform to the original outline."
quote[547]="Parting...A smooth fracture that looks like a cleavage plane but takes place only on certain planes in the crystal, not between any set of atoms, like true cleavage."
quote[548]="Paste...Lead glass imitation stone."
quote[549]="Pegmatites.....A very coarse platonic rock, generally granitic in composition. Usually forming dikes that cut granite or the gneisses and schists that border granite masses. They are coarse because the liquid residue at the time of their crystallization contained a high percentage of water and other volatile elements that did not go into the makeup of the common minerals of granite, and were concentrated in the residue."
quote[550]="Petrography.. The branch of geology that deals with the description and classification of rocks."
quote[551]="Phaneritic rock.. An igneous rock in which all of the essential minerals can be seen by the unaided eye."
quote[552]="Phenocryst...Crystal that is set in a finer grained ground mass. "
quote[553]="Phosphorescence...Luminescence emanating from substances that have been irradiated with ultraviolet light or X-rays, but persisting after the source of stimulation has stopped."
quote[554]="Piezoelectric...A substance that becomes electrically charged by pressure."
quote[555]="Pipe...In geology, the tubular ascending structures in volcanic rock."
quote[556]="Placer...Concentrations of heavy or resistant minerals that have been transported to rivers or other water areas."
quote[557]="Pleochroism...Dichroism and similar effects shown by some biaxial minerals in which three distinct colors or shades can be seen by using a dichroscope. (two at a time)"
quote[558]="Plutonic rock...rock that has solidified deep underground."
quote[559]="Pneumatolysis...The action of gases of a magma on the surrounding rocks and on the solidifying molten mass itself."
quote[560]="Point...(diamonds).. 1/100 of a carat, .01 ct."
quote[561]="Polarized Light...Light which vibrates in one direction or plane."
quote[562]="Potch...native material in or around a gemstone, a dead spot or area. ie: ironstone surrounding opal."
quote[563]="Radioactive...Emitting alpha, beta, or gamma rays."
quote[564]="Reconstructed Stones...Old method of fusing Stones made from chips. Used now to describe amber remelted and fused from otherwise unusable pieces."
quote[565]="Reflection...The throwing off or back, light from the surface."
quote[566]="Refraction...The bending of light passing through one medium to another. The changing of direction."
quote[567]="Refractive Index...The measurement of the amount of change in direction of light passing through one medium to another. The ratio of the velocity of the light in air to the velocity of light in the medium being measured."
quote[568]="Refractometer...Instrument used to determine the refractive index of various substances."
quote[569]="Rock...Stoney matter. Any mass of mineral matter forming an essential part of the earth's crust."
quote[570]="Sclerometer...Device for the quantitative measuring of hardness."
quote[571]="Sedimentary Rocks...formed originally of sediment, including shale and sandstone, composed of fragments of other rocks deposited after transportation from their sources, and including those formed by precipitation, as gypsum, or by calcareous secretions of animals as in certain limestones."
quote[572]="Sheen...The iridescence of light reflected from the surface of a stone. ie: moonstone"
quote[573]="Silk...Fine rod like crystals embedded in a crystal"
quote[574]="Skarn...Contact rock of igneous silicate masses with limestone."
quote[575]="Specific Gravity...The weight of a substance compared to the weight of an equal volume of pure water at 4 degrees C."
quote[576]="Spectroscope...Instrument which resolves light into its component wavelengths by refraction through prisms or diffraction grating."
quote[577]="Spectrum...The band of light showing the succession of rainbow colors corresponding to the different wavelengths. The VISIBLE spectrum is the small portion in the vast spectrum of electromagnetic waves, which extend from very long waves, (now used by submarines for underwater communication) to very short waves (gamma) emitted by radioactive elements."
quote[578]="Stalactites...dripstone, stalagmite..the formation of a conelike structure that grows from the deposits of carbonate of lime build up."
quote[579]="Star...The effect of proper cutting of a gemstone as a cabochon when the gemstone contains long rod like crystals or fibers in parallel or cavities where these have formally been. The reflection, (using a single light source), from the surface produces lines in even numbers, ie: 2,4,6,8,12, with a common center."
quote[580]="Step cut...(trap cut)..Cut with edges are parallel to those the rectangular table."
quote[581]="Synthetic stones...Man made stones which have approx. the same composition and or crystal structure of the natural crystal which they represent."
quote[582]="Transparency...The degree to which light passes through a substance."
quote[583]="Twin Crystals...Two or more crystals which have grown together in a symmetrical fashion."
quote[584]="Ultraviolet Light...Wavelengths of light shorter than visible violet light."
quote[585]="Ultrabasic rock.. Any plutonic igneous rock with very low silica content."
quote[586]="Uniaxial...Minerals having single refraction, one optic axis."
quote[587]="Vacuolar texture .. texture typical of igneous rocks rich in cavities."
quote[588]="Vectorial properties .. properties of a mineral which vary with direction."
quote[589]="Vein...A more or less upright sheet deposit of minerals, cutting other rocks and formed from solutions rather than from a molten magma as in a dike."
quote[590]="Vicarious elements .. those that take each other's place in trace amounts in a mineral,s crystal structure."
quote[591]="Vitreous.. Glasslike in appearance or texture."
quote[592]="Vug...An open cavity in rocks, often lined with crystals."
quote[593]="Xenolith .. rock enclosed in magma."
quote[594]="Xrays...Electromagnetic radiations of a shorter wavelength than visible light. Usually less than one Angstrom."
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